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Title: Barefoot Contessa Theme Song (Long Version) 53,801 plays

lindsaychrist:

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rlyhigh:

hickeys are gross i want ten

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#lmfao  
  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*
#lmfao  

batlock:

So.

Cards Against Humanity.

I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

If you have it, open your box.

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You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

Do that.

Do it carefully.

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Holy shit.

There’s something in there. What could that be?

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There’s a card.

There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

But what card?

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I fucking love these people.

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#lmfao  
dicpic:

let’s go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah

dicpic:

let’s go down to the tennis court and talk it up like yeah

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#omg  
awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

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#omg  

gifyourass:

How the world sees America.

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#lmfao  

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#omg  

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#save